Sunday, June 28, 2009

'Thriller': June 28, 2009

My hangover knocked me on my yo@ss for two full & miserable days. I have been informed that Mr. Alvarez came out of his coma (briefly) several hours ago. To further add to this bazaaro situation, the bellboy burst into my room yesterday morning yelling ‘my kill jock soon dade’. Naturally I heard the word ‘kill’ and pulled my gun on him. After much pleading and groping at his nether regions, I realized he was telling me that Michael Jackson was dead. I put my gun away and gave him $20 to forget about it….

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